When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
-- When Harry Met SallyWise men say: Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.
- Michelangelo
-- Ninja TurlesYou eat pieces for breakfast?!
- Adam Sandler
-- Happy GillmoreYou know what, I am an FBI agent, all right? I'm not a performing monkey in heels.
-- Miss CongenialityYou look strong enough to rip the ears off a gundark!
- Han Solo
-- Star WarsYou want answers?
I want the truth!
You can't handle the truth!
-- A Few Good MenYou're gonna need a bigger boat.
Jaws (1975)
-- JawsYou're not the man I knew ten years ago
It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage
-- Raiders of the Lost ArkLet them come, there is one Dwarf in Moria who still draws Blood
- Gimli the Dwarf
-- Lord of The RingsLife moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look once in awhile, you could miss it
- Ferris Beuler
-- Ferris Beuler's Day OffMagic Mirror on the Wall, Who is the fairest one of all?
-- Snow WhiteMarriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee! Fun for men you mean.
- Scarlett O'Hara
-- Gone With The WindMr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
-- Billy MadisonMy dear boy, if God had intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates
- Willy Wonka
-- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory