Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius.
-- Warren BeattyMarriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinleyMarriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee! Fun for men you mean.
- Scarlett O'Hara
-- Gone With The WindMarriage: love, honor, and negotiate.
-- Joe MooreMarriages are made in heaven
and consummated on Earth.
-- John LylyMen make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30 - Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30 - Catherine II of Russia
-- Catherine IIMen marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar WildeMutual forgiveness of each vice. Such are the Gates of Paradise.
-- William BlakeMy wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
-- Jack BennyNever be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'RourkeMarriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang AkhtarMarriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
-- UnknownMarriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
-- George Bernard ShawMarriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.
-- Louis K. AnspacherMarriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde